“I have owed you this letter for a very long time – but my fingers have avoided the pencil as though it were an old and poisoned tool.”
John Steinbeck
The internet, ah the internet. How I love thee like a warm summer breeze on long days. On other, shorter days, I wish you’d still be a Netscape platform with crude websites made with a limited color palate and few fonts (comic sans, I’m thinking about you). Back in the day when you would log into email and check for AOL messages, doing that weird chat thing with strangers, and my favorite: forums. God bless the forums. Perched at my nomadic workstation, I realize that what was once a fun adventure into the internet is now consuming my life. No longer is it the fun stuff, it’s business, it’s work, it’s a job. Much like so many things in my life, I have realized that I have become addicted.
As a digital nomad, I have developed a free-for-all mentality that the world is my office space. I can ride shotgun while someone is driving to the next adventure, develop an email marketing campaign, and produce content better than what I create in my home office. The proof? Analtytics. I tested the work done on the road to that which was done in a sterile office space, and the product that was produced during travel has performed better every time. Not to get all weird e-commerce marketing on you, but my CTR for work done on the road was approaching 4%, while the office staff was barely breaking 2.5%. It doesn’t sound much, but in the wild world of email marketing, that could be a pile of money left on the table. This week alone, while cat-sitting, I tested the remote work setup. The general demeanor while working from the home office here was of despondency and isolation. After moving to the kitchen, where I had a panoramic view of the world around me through three solid walls of windows, my morale improved. But why? What was wrong with the well-equipped home office?
This isn’t meant to be a diatribe against offices. No. That’s not how I roll. Perhaps it’s more of a self-actualization as to what the future may hold, and what brought me here from my past.
“If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.”
Kurt Vonnegut
What brought this epiphany front and center, you might ask? The gentle tap on the shoulder from my old friend, you may know him pretty well, the internet. Since I stare at a computer screen for, on some days, 12 hours a day if not more, we’re pretty tight. Most of the time he (in my mind, something that has so much control over my life must be male), is pretty darn helpful. I can ask for anything, and he always provides. Weather, done (although it may not be accurate). My credit score, done. Stalking a random person who kept me on the phone for 45 minutes wanting to talk about kinetic ropes, done. It’s a powerful tool. We all have the same tool, we wield that tool. Although essentially it’s the same tool, ours are all shaped differently. Some use their tool to abate the sinking feeling of loneliness and isolation; others utilize it to obtain information for research; and there are the Candy Crushers. No judgment at all. My tool stabbed me in my hippocampus and caused a moment of reflection.
Enter stage left – “Your Memories From This Day 2014”, prancing in with much fanfare as if on cue. Many of you were around the old “Adventures of Nikki Weed” website in 2014, and more than likely saw the same photos that I was graced with today. The first photo that popped up was a glorious photo of the Shark and I in the desert. The Great American Red Shark Adventure. Little did I know at the time that a three-week romp across the country was going to impregnate my spirit with a sense of wanderlust (I hate that word for some reason, but it’s applicable here). What put a little more fire under my kettle after the brief reminiscing over Shark photos was Facebook telling me that I have memories there, too. A mysterious blog was posted titled “I’m Not Cut Out For This”. Alas, it was password-protected.
My own blog, my own website, and I couldn’t remember the damn password. The mystery of what poignant things I was writing, while very possibly in a Makers Mark-induced writing frenzy, distracted me from the chores of the day. What was I going to read, was it amazing? Were there some words of wisdom from ten years ago? Diving into the WordPress platform, I unlocked the mystery behind door number, err blog post number, eh, whatever you’d like to call it. I poured myself a modest drink, dimmed the lights, and read what N Weed had to say.
And you, too, can read that same blog (now that I unlocked it) for the low, low price of free. If you have a mind to, you can click here.
Stepping into the Wayback Machine, it’s interesting to see how day four of the Red Shark Adventure and day 18 differed. In the beginning, I trusted the ample arms of the BMW CCA to carry me safely across the country. Like a fetus in the womb of an expectant mother. Suddenly, I was turned loose into the desert and needed to gain a sense of independence, but I didn’t know how. I needed to be surrounded by that surrogate CCA family to keep me safe. I had ample self-doubt and a little bit more doubt in my venerable automotive companion. Today, looking back, I thought a good long while about the “what-ifs” that were toxifying my adventure at that moment and time and saw only irrational fears and cries for attention. Leaving Vegas, I knew I had three days on the road solo before I would be back in the arms of the fam’, traversing some of the most desolate areas of the country – – the stretch on I-10 between Phoenix and San Antonio.
I stayed in Phoenix, on the almost top floor of the downtown Marriot, where I received valet parking and exclusive access to the private upstairs lounge with free cocktails and attractive servers. I had the penthouse suite, which seemed excessive, but pretty amazing. Breakfast was served to me in the morning while I was still in my pajamas. The next day, I gave a homeless guy a five-pack of beer that had been riding around in the backseat of the car, who made it seemed like I changed his life. It was luke warm Miller Lite, to each their own. I started feeling a little more confident after that positive interaction. Later, I blew off all “plans” (much to the chagrin of my partner at the time) and took an adventure to see Tombstone, Arizona. I hung with locals, dealt with several border patrol and agriculture stations, and headed on to El Paso. With every strange encounter, I grew a little more as a person. By the time I arrived at the super sketchy hotel in El Paso, I felt bulletproof. My independence was at an all-time high.
By the time I arrived in San Antonio, me: person who flew into San Diego with two full-sized suitcases, a laptop bag, a backpack, and a stuffed bee; was very different than the person behind the wheel of the 3109-pound (plus cargo, of course) Ultimate Driving Machine. On the horizon, a looming ice storm was brewing, I had a car show that I was hosting, and miles to go before I slept. I was iced in while staying in San Antonio, almost got stuck in Alabama, and dealt with the weirdest fog in Florida. I couldn’t give up, I had to go, the road was calling, obligations were out there, and I had to press on. There was no rest, with speaking engagements, staying with random strangers from the BMW CCA family, and activities, stopping wasn’t an option.
Before The Ice Storm
I pushed on, through to the East Coast of Florida, Hilton Head, and Atlanta, to the terminus of South Carolina, where the final rally took place. That’s where my ponderance today really took hold. I was surrounded by maybe 40 cars, all from the local car club chapter welcoming me home. At the time insecurity was overcome with confidence and I couldn’t comprehend that it was over. The adventure was over. The epic journey, done. Some moments of life stick, like the awkward thing you said to the person you had a crush on in middle school. For me, this one sticks out. I asked Lee (my partner in all things at the time, who is still one of my favorite humans), “It’s over?” It was, at least that particular adventure, over. There is an epic photo taken of that moment.
That sense of adventure, although it started so innocently and instilled me with a panic that I wasn’t cut out for, morphed me into a different person. From a timid, unaware person with self-esteem issues, I catapulted into a different realm of adulthood. I had confidence that I could conquer. Suddenly, there wasn’t a desert big enough to create a ripple of paranoia; there wasn’t a sketchy bar that I couldn’t handle. Large groups of children, however, still make me cower a bit, but I’m working on it. I pushed myself out of my comfort zone, and have, perhaps, become addicted to it. In all aspects, for the past ten years, I have not been half-assing my adventures, Kurt Vonnegut would be proud.
“Everybody, everybody everywhere, has his own movie going, his own scenario, and everybody is acting his movie out like mad, only most people don’t know that is what they’re trapped by, their little script.”
Tom Wolfe
Now, here I am 1,200 miles from the place where I have my items (home), reflecting on how much of a transformational voyage the Great American Red Shark Adventure was. Pushing me out of my comfort zone left and right, throwing curveballs (leaky break lines and ice storms, a random electrical issue in Florida) all instilled a confidence in myself I didn’t know I had. I went from wanting to be coddled to being a free-range human. From needing to be surrounded with people to keep me safe and secure, to socializing with locals and hosting (okay, co-hosting) a car show with almost 100 entries, I pushed myself way out of my comfort zone and blossomed psychologically.
This is where I share nuggets of experience, do it. Go. Do. Explore. Although my nomadic spirit hasn’t subsided, my work ethic has coupled with that thirst, and have found a happy balance. Don’t waste your life, go do the thing you want to do before it’s too late, and never rely on brevity when it comes to what you want out of life.